SIDX Coin
SYNTHETIC INTELLIGENCE DUMMY
Artificial. Idiotic. Iconic.
🔓 The Vault Is Live!
💰 Join the $SIDX Movement — Deposit BNB, Get Access, Earn Perks
🤖 About SIDX
SIDX is a community-powered memecoin built around an unhinged cast of misfits.With skits, spin-offs, and a DAO-run future, you're not just buying a meme — you're joining a sitcom with a wallet.🔒 Initial LP locked for 12 months. Community-grown LP added via vaults.
🔐 Team tokens vested
🗳️ DAO controls future coin launches (like $CINDY & $FRANZ)
🎭 Meet the Cast
🤖 SID (Synthetic Intelligence Dummy)
A synthetic idiot. He was made in a lab and immediately banned from it. He runs the token but doesn’t understand wallets. He is the face of SIDX and proudly its least capable member.
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👠 Cindy
Sweet, soft-spoken, and unhinged. Cindy sounds like she’d bake you cookies but will absolutely steal your man and resell him. You don’t follow Cindy. Cindy follows you.
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🔮 Franz
A man with aggressively flamboyant energy. Always inserting Tarot cards into conversations no one asked for. Might start his own token just to fund crystals.
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📉 Habib
A day-trader with more screens than success. Drinks four macchiatos before 9 a.m. Has alerts set for coins he doesn’t even own. Somehow has six girlfriends.
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💄 Amelia
An heiress with generational wealth, confrontational opinions, and no concept of taste. Her emotional support animal is a lawyer.
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🧼 IRIS (Involuntary Robotic Identity Simulator)
A livestreamer from 1900s Europe who hasn’t realized she’s a robot. She once called SID “a malfunction in search of a purpose."
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🔴 Jane
A tall feminist with a resting scowl. Occasionally speaks like she’s delivering a TED Talk, often while holding boxed wine.
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🧠 Zinnia
They/them. Grammar dictator. Loud noises are the enemy. Will correct you mid-sentence. SIDX’s accidental compliance officer.
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👑 Eleanor
Old-money, sharp-tongued, and permanently disappointed. Keeps her SIDX in a cold wallet that was once a Birkin bag.
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🥚 David
One testicle, infinite paranoia. David believes every corner needs a security camera and every friendship needs an NDA.
📈 Tokenomics
💧 Initial Liquidity8% Paired with community-supplied BNB, enables trading + vault kickoff🔒 Team (Founders)15% Locked 6–9 months, vested over 3 months🎁 Airdrops5% Meme contests, XP unlocks, mission bonuses, role perks📢 Marketing7% For trend hijacking, paid memes, influencer raids, and scaling campaigns💰 Treasury15% Controlled by DAO (future CEX adds, burns, upgrades, emergency LP needs)🧠 Staking5% For holders who engage, stake, and help grow protocol🔓 Unlocked Pool45% Held in public trading wallet; will slowly become liquid via vaults, staking, votes
📆 Roadmap - The Protocol Unfolds
📍Q3 2025 — Protocol Ignition💧 Start Liquidity Pool
(Carefully portioned. Like Franz’s skincare regimen.)🥞 Launch on PancakeSwap
(Cindy called it “decentralized brunch.” She wasn’t wrong.)🔒 LP Lock + DAO Activation
(Franz demanded a ritual. IRIS brought a goat. Habib flexed for no reason.)🎭 3x/Week Skit Schedule Begins
(IRIS still believes she’s broadcasting to a crank-operated receiver in rural Bavaria.)
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🧠 Q4 2025 — Meme Protocol Becomes Sentient
🟣 10,000 Discord Followers
(7,000 are real people. The other 3,000 are auto-responses from SID arguing with himself.)🧠 Meme Contest Airdrops Launch
(David submitted 47. One was just security camera footage of himself watching the chart.)🔐 Tiered Staking Vaults Go Live
(Franz swears he encrypted the yield formula in an interpretive dance. No one has decrypted it.)📊 Community Stats Hit "Too Big to Ignore"
(Eleanor says she once dated a man with fewer followers. She deeply regrets it.)
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🗳️ Q1 2026 — Lore Becomes Canon🟣 Community Vote: First Spin-Off Coin
→ $HABIB? $FRANZ? $CINDY?
(Habib has already plastered shirtless flyers around the blockchain.)🎭 Skit Catalog Passes 100 Episodes
(Cindy has had more exes than that by February.)🎨 Limited NFT Drop
(Zinnia is still offended by the Oxford comma placement on one.)🧠 Meme Contest Airdrops (Phase II: Chaos Edition)
(No rules. Just SID. Franz tried to Tarot the winners. He was wrong.)🗳️ DAO Vote: Pilot Development + Budget Greenlight
(Jane voted “whatever” 38 times. SID interpreted that as a strong yes.)🔥 Fan Engagement Overwhelms Moderators
(Cindy tried to flirt with the chaos. It got worse. Much worse.)
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🎬 Q2 2026 — From Meme to Media📺 Teaser Trailer Drops for “SIDX: The Series”
(Habib still thinks it's a dating app. He’s not entirely wrong.)💰 Spin-Off Coin(s) Launch: $CINDY, $FRANZ, $HABIB
(Amelia demanded hers be proof-of-attitude. It refuses to follow orders.)🛸 DAO Votes to Allocate Treasury Toward Media Partnerships
(Franz demands an aura consultant. SID approves.)📈 One Cast Member “Leaks” the Trailer
(It was SID. Franz pulled the Death card and said, “I warned you.”📣 Press + Meme Coverage Explodes
(Cindy shared it with zero context and three bikini pics.)
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🛡️ Q3 2026 — Domination via Vibes🚀 Community Growth Triggers Discord Reorg
(Zinnia now requires new members to pass a grammar gauntlet.)🎟️ Token-Gated Early Episode Access
(SID forgot his wallet. Cindy charged him double.)👕 “Main Character Energy” Hoodie Sells Out in 42 Seconds
(Cindy bought 8. Claimed it was “preventative.”)📦 Streaming Pitch Sent to Netflix, Adult Swim, Prime?
(IRIS hand-delivered hers in a wax-sealed envelope. To a fax machine.)
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🎉 Q4 2026 — SIDX Goes Global(ish)
🧠 SIDX Meme Summit — Amsterdam or SID’s Mom’s Basement
(One has stroopwafels. The other has emotional damage.)🎬 SIDX: The Series Premieres Online
(The watch party devolved into a roast. Nosferatu was voted “Most Likely to Stake You.”)🗳️ DAO Votes on Season 2 Funding
(Habib insists on a sauna scene. For "plot.")📦 Mystery Merch Box Drop
(Franz said opening his triggered a vision. David tracked every shipment. With drones.)
🗳️ DAO & Spin-Offs
SIDX holders vote on everything.
Want a Cindy Coin? Franz Coin? You decide.
✅ Snapshot DAO enabled
🟢 Guild.xyz for gated perks
🔮 New coin votes = community-controlled launches
📈 Trade SIDX on PancakeSwap
Meme-powered chaos. LP locked. Characters unhinged.
SID can’t count, but he’s counting on you.💰📈💰📈💰📈💰
Welcome to the Vault
🔓 The SIDX Vault is now live — and it’s fully community-powered.
No VC. No team BNB. Just pure chaos, memes, and YOU.💰 How It Works
Deposit BNB into the Vault
You’re not buying SIDX. You’re helping fund the liquidity pool on PancakeSwap.🔐 Vault = Liquidity
Your BNB goes into the SIDX/BNB liquidity pair. Tokens are paired and LP tokens are locked (via Gempad).🎁 Get Perks
✅ Role access on Discord
✅ Snapshot voting power
✅ XP, rewards, and whitelist for future drops
✅ SIDX airdropped to you — proportional to the BNB you contribute
How to Join
✅ Step 1:
➡️ Tap the button below to open the vault:
✅ Step 2:
➡️ After depositing, claim your role:
🔗 Socials
Legal disclaimer: SIDX is a satirical utility token project. Not financial advice. No guarantees. Just vibes.